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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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unclewhisky:

mindofgemini:

BRUSH YOUR TEETH
FLOSS EVERYDAY
OR YOU AND I
WILL HAVE
PROBLEMS

Few things in this world are more horrifying than dentist’s office decorations.

unclewhisky:

mindofgemini:

BRUSH YOUR TEETH

FLOSS EVERYDAY

OR YOU AND I

WILL HAVE

PROBLEMS

Few things in this world are more horrifying than dentist’s office decorations.

jewliankushablancas:

sinnergetics:

checkmateyourprivilege:

"i’m a writer" is always a great excuse

"why are you researching Aztec culture" I’m a writer

"why are you searching poisonous flowers" I’m a writer

"why is there a dead body in your attic" i’m a writer

yeah god forbid you follow your natural curiosity without some self-serving mass-marketed artifice 

yes that is the reason why there is a dead body in my attic. natural curiosity.

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

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foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry, via pintodeans)

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

(Source: fatty-food)

ryanvallejo:

SPORTS

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I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

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