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theflavourofyourlips:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
(x)

Quick somebody kiss me like this.

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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via hi)

zackyvengeancesnipples:

I wish these all could be my prom dress

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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thatchickaj)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via jokesonyou)

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

(via jordanmackenzieglandorff)



Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

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It is April 17th, and the ground is COVERED in snow

What the actual fuck, Minnesota?

2012-10-11

cuteyahooanswers:

Why don’t balloons fly when I Blow them up?

Everywhere else they are always floating but mine fall when I blow them up? Is the oxygen in my breathing not good enough? Should I go to a doctor

(via pemsylvania)

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money