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BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN, JAN!

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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this is it the   A P O C A L Y P S E 

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amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

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the-last-time-lordess:

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i caN’T BREATHE

LOL

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thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

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twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

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sugar-spice—and-everything-nice:

Just a little blast from the past. Childhood nostalgia for girls who grew up in the 90s and early 2000s ♥

Girls these days don’t know what they’re missing out on.

Dude I still go crazy over a box of gel pens.

That roll on glitter smells like shit

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kaylathewolf:

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sosuperawesome:

Customized handwriting jewelry by BrittanyLeighJewelry in New York, US

These would make awesome alternative custom wedding rings. 

Oh I wish I had some of my Nana’s handwriting to do this with

OMG i could get my name on something!

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thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

I am yet to find an American who knows what a “jumper” is

When I was yojnger, I used to wear (what we called) a jumper… It was essentially a dress with overall like straps…

paradisdesbilles:

do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”

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driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

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