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680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

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poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

'murica

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kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

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softboycollective:

meanwhile the police fill the block with tear gas. who’s protecting and serving here

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pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

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simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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frenums:

haha h oh wow

frenums:

haha h oh wow

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sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

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Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

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lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB

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